If you wish to watch your beloved’s rump jiggle and bounce, shiver and shake to your heart’s content, come to Ilovik, where all the beaches are a long way away from the place you will rent for the duration of your vacation, and where all the rugged footpaths leading to the beaches are so narrow that you will not be able to walk hand in hand. Just let her walk ahead of you, which she will also enjoy doing for you, and watch that magnificent rump of hers jiggle and bounce, shiver and shake for as long as you wish. Ilovik is the place for you two.