As soon as I thought of making yet another selection from my Residua, this time about climate change and what is to be done about it, I thought of Lenin and his revolutionary guide from the beginning of the Twentieth Century. Indeed, what is to be done about this calamity that is shaking the whole word? Well, nothing! Following James Lovelock, I see no way out of the mess. Convinced of human collective stupidity, I am squarely on his side from the beginning. The best we can do is to embark upon disaster management on communal level. The smaller, the better. Besides, we can economize with our environmental resources following Keith Farnish’s lead. As there are plenty of pieces of writing on all of the above in my magnum opus, a chronologically arranged collection would make sense. The title was the only missing bit, but Lenin came to my help in a jiffy. Everything that is to be done about climate change will come to the human species without any thought. Or organization, let alone revolutionary one. Pace Lenin, but a spoof is the best you can possibly deserve.