What would I have to report to a researcher conducting a survey on orgasms in sexual encounters? To begin with, I adore my beloved. Her vagina is the center of my world. We are devoted to each other both sexually and otherwise. Next, she has a minimum of three orgasms whenever we engage in sex, and that happens only when we have a quick one before she goes to work. Usually, she has between ten and thirty orgasms in a sexual encounter. This afternoon, she had fifteen orgasms, for example. Occasionally, she has as many as fifty to sixty orgasms in a single encounter. Then, I have an orgasm in one of ten to twelve sexual encounters. I am doing my best not to reach an orgasm while engaging in sex, and I am successful at it most of the time. Whenever I have an orgasm, my beloved rejoices in it, and that is the greatest pleasure it brings to me, too. Finally, my beloved’s orgasms give me an enormous pleasure. Each one of them is a joy for me. On occasion, her orgasms bring me to tears. Returning to the researcher conducting the survey, how are my beloved and I doing in terms of orgasms? Are we just like any other couple?