Whenever I think of heaven, I can hear Bach at best and yodeling at worst. At once, I am eager to commit any sin so as not to have to listen to such crap. Even Bach gets on my nerves after a while. But I just realized that heaven could not be populated by Germans alone. There must be some Africans in it, as well. Yes, I can hear drums… Suddenly, I can imagine myself in such a place. The only question is what sins I should avoid to make sure I end up with Africans rather then Germans.