There is an old saying from the Balkans that woman is decoration around the cunt. Fair enough. What is man in this context, though? Nothing but another, as well as much wobblier, decoration around the cunt. In fact, the same holds for the rest of the world—stars, clouds, birds, forests, animals, rivers, fishes, oceans… And Gustave Courbet is my solemn witness (“L’origine du monde,” May 10, 2015). Behold, the Balkans augmented.