IN THE LEAD (May 15, 2015)

The way Europe is going politically, Germans will soon rehabilitate Hitler. For good measure, Italians will rehabilitate Mussolini, and Spaniards will rehabilitate Franco. For once, the Balkans are in the lead of Europe. Serbs have just rehabilitated Mihajlović, and Croats will follow by rehabilitating Pavelić. Following their spirited lead, all the European nations will finally be reunited under the banners of Nazism and fascism. In due time, the French will rehabilitate Pétain, the Portuguese will rehabilitate Salazar, the Dutch will rehabilitate Mussert, and so forth. United, Europe will be so much stronger. Nay, unbeatable! And it will bring law and order to the rest of the world at long last. Heil Europe! Sorry, heil Europa!