Thus declares the T-shirt of a woman in her late twenties waddling through the center of Zagreb on a sunny afternoon. The lettering could not be larger. And in pink, of all colors. To add insult to injury, she is equally as ugly. And I am not exaggerating. Being positive is the domain of the ugly, anyway. What else can they go by in this world dedicated to beauty, as well as percentages of all sorts? The larger, the better. Only imagine the same T-shirt with a couple of percentage points left in spiteful reserve. Although ever-so-slightly funny, the sign would be a complete and total commercial disaster.