I am going home today. Wait a minute. Is Motovun my home? Or is it Zagreb? Am I leaving home, instead? Wait a minute. Do I have two homes? Am I going and leaving at the same time? Wait a minute. Do I have a home at all? Am I neither going nor leaving? Wait a minute. Are Motovun and Zagreb but fictions of my imagination? Am I deluded about both? Wait a minute. Is there such a thing as home? Indeed, does home exist at all? Wait a minute. Who is going or leaving? Am I a fiction of my own imagination? Do I exist?