The growth of my nails and hair annoys me no end. My beard is the worst, no doubt. I must shave it every single day. Fingernails come next. I must cut them every fortnight or so. Toenails are a bit less of a nuisance, but they still annoy me no end. I must cut them every month at most. Although I must go for a haircut a bit less often, about once in six weeks, the growth of my hair annoys me the most, for I cannot cut it myself. I do have an electric haircutter, but it leaves much to be desired, and especially in the back of my head. Anyhow, I just came out of my barber’s, and I felt almost fortunate. An entire month and a half till the next ordeal! But my toenails came to my mind quickly enough. The weather is so good, I am still wearing my sandals. Well, my toenails look like claws already. I must cut them in at most a week. Of course, I will have to shave up to seven times until then. Aaargh.