What is the most satisfactory way to bring to completion a long and loud lovemaking session with the greatest love of your life? With a long and loud cunt fart.

Addendum (January 30, 2026)

As I have learnt entirely by chance from English-speaking friends who live in Motovun, there is an English word for the vaginal flatulent: queef. Gosh, this is an entirely new one for me! I have immediately searched for “cunt fart” in my magnum opus, as I would never use “pussy fart” in its place, and it turns out that this expression appears only in this haiku about my former beloved, as well as another one about her from the following year (“No Cunt Fart,” October 8, 2012). After a brief confusion, though, I feel perfectly happy with this expression. A vaginal flatulent sounds exactly like any old anal one, to be sure. Indeed, “cunt fart” beats “queef” by a wide margin with its proper punch. Just imagine that “fart” were rendered in English as “fteef” or “pteef.” Pffft!