The last few months, if not longer, I have been inundated with penis enlargement spam. Wrong address, folks. I would not do anything that could hurt my beloved.

Addendum I (October 2, 2011)

When I told her about this haiku, she presently sprouted a devilish smile. “Bitch!” I responded in mock anger and grabbed her by the shoulders. “Well,” she spoke at last in a low and leisurely voice, “have you ever thought about thickness?” I was delighted, of course. My beloved’s sense of humor is no less than legendary.

Addendum II (October 3, 2011)

The last clever bit, concerning her sense of humor, went very well with my beloved, but she remained mum about the question of thickness. Subterfuges go only so far, anyway. Therefore, it will take me some time to figure out what to do about penis enlargement, if anything. If thickening is an easy option, what the heck. Even if it would hurt my beloved just a little.