Having had a hearty lunch at Benjamin’s, I returned home. As is my habit, I immediately headed for the bathroom to brush my teeth. Or what remains of them. While I was at it, I was surprised by a loud burp. Then I had two hick-ups one after another in quick succession. After burping two more times, I farted three times in a row. I laughed through the entire show, it goes without saying. And I laughed ever more loudly. My laughter reached its crescendo with the last and loudest fart. Having brushed my teeth, I felt sorry that the merry show would remain unrecorded. The best I could do was to write a few words about it. Some record…