Thus the message on a large television screen standing up in the window of a gallery that my beloved and I are walking past in the center of Zagreb. And then we see a man with a remote-control gadget in his hands approaching the screen from behind. “What a pity,” my beloved chuckles. “This was the best piece of conceptual art I have seen in this gallery ever since it opened.” I laugh with relish. But chances are that some conceptual artist somewhere around the world has already come up with such a funny piece. Creativity is in vogue nowadays.