I am staring at a red-haired tourist with a gigantic nose for so long and so intently that he salutes me in the end. I was so mesmerized by his proboscis that he must have felt we had met already. Many years ago, but heaven knows where. Luckily, I feel no remorse on account of my impertinence. At any rate, taking a good reckoning of such a stunning nose would be worth every conceivable embarrassment.