THE SMELL OF YOUR SPERM (April 25, 2003)

When your woman sends you a mobile-phone text-message that she has been puzzled by a familiar smell among the trees in flower close to her home, and that she has eventually realized that this is the smell of your sperm, you will be overpowered by love for her, as well as a new appreciation of trees in flower. The smell of your sperm will acquire an entirely new meaning and significance. And so will the discerning nose of your woman.