THE SUM TOTAL (March 17, 2000)

I get it: as slaves, women are far superior to men. The sum total of the epoch!

Addendum (April 2, 2000)

I jotted this down in the train from Reading to London as I was listening to loud laughing, guffawing, screeching, yodeling of four young women in the back of my car. It was about five in the afternoon, but they were already roaring drunk.