THE RING (August 20, 2000)
A short girl of about seventeen the shape and color of a suckling pig wearing a silver ring on a pudgy toe. That ring truly puzzled and intrigued me, for I could not but see her already stretched out on a big silver platter, surrounded by potatoes and broccoli, with an apple stuffed into her mouth. The ring struck me as singularly inappropriate for a suckling pig like her.