How would I rank my women today? Yes, ranking is disgusting, but still. Here goes, in terms of love, of course: Anita, Nada, Lauren, Keiko, Jean. Yes, Keiko is still there, and Jean is still to make the list, as it were. I forgot to mention Elise, for she is still in the background. Lurking. Perhaps Darja is still in my heart, as well. Oh, I forgot to include Lesley, my sweet pussy! I do love her, I really do. Lesley is ever dearer to me, too. Who else? Well? Helen! Yes, Helen would rank ahead of Keiko and Jean. And Lesley. Who else? Pippa? No, Pippa is out. She does not cut the grade. Maša? Yes, but she is too far. Too far, indeed. Well? Sad. Sad. And I thought I was truly polygamous! I thought my heart was all over the place! All over the fucking planet!