The last time I called her, I suggested that we should leave the next call to her. I have not heard from her since. That was about two months ago, I reckon. In retrospect, I must have called her a few times too many. Just as I thought the bygones were indeed bygones, her upcoming birthday threatens to spoil our newly found harmony.

Addendum (April 6, 2000)

She called me on my mobile phone two days ago and left an apologetic message. I found it only today and called her back. We talked for a long while, at least by my standards. As the conversation progressed, we got more and more intimate. Lovemaking came up a few times, as did my cozy room in Reading, where we necked for a while the last time we met. As we got ever more horny, the pauses between our sentences grew longer and longer. At some point I got a nice erection, and I was fondling myself while I crooned into the receiver. It did not last, though. I thought I would jerk off after the call, but I lost the erection before we said good night. Perhaps I am getting over her, at last.