AN AWKWARD QUESTION ABOUT LOVE (July 11, 2000)

I had not heard of the Annenbergs before I met Lauren. I often boast that I would have dived for cover had I heard of them already. In the meanwhile, I have heard of the Annenbergs. Loud and clear. More, I have rubbed shoulders with many of them. Too many of them, to be precise. Even more, I have long realized Lauren is an Annenberg, as well. A vintage Annenberg, too. So, why have I not dived for cover yet?