A STAB AT SOCIAL SCIENCE (May 20, 2000)

Why do young people—and especially the girls—drink so much today? Because the world is crawling with unfuckables. I am sitting in a London bar full of jolly young people, but there is not a single girl here I would fuck before I got pissed stiff, as the local expression goes. I can well imagine how much more difficult it is for the girls.