Now into its seventh month, my campaign against excessive alcohol consumption is making visible strides. On account of the red wine, and especially of Teran that used to be my favorite alcoholic beverage, my shit used to be so dark brown that it looked almost black. But my shit has turned so light brown that it looks almost yellow the last couple of months. If proofs of success are needed, I now have a definite one. And what better proof than the color of shit?

Addendum (April 19, 2016)

Ever since my campaign against excessive alcohol consumption, the color of my shit has remained light brown with a yellow tinge. Now I drink two glasses of red wine a day, one after lunch and another after my evening snack, but they have no visible effect on the color of my shit. In short, my campaign has been quite successful. And there can be no better proof of it than the color of shit, indeed. If there is a touch of pride to this addendum, I am not embarrassed by it. Not in the least, as a matter of fact.