I use two electronic-mail addresses. One comes from my Internet service provider in Croatia, and another from MIT, where I have an honorary address as an alumnus. All my mail that goes to the Institute is immediately redirected to my Croatian address. The presumed spam is marked as such by the Croatian company, but I receive spam reports from MIT every few days. The messages marked as spam do not reach me ahead of time, but I can open them in the reports before erasing them. Interestingly, nearly all the messages that go to the Institute involve penis enlargement. In fact, I do not remember any other subject lately. When I mentioned this to my beloved, she burst into laughter at once. “Geeks surely need penis enlargement,” she explained her merriment with surprising assurance. Upon some reflection, I do not remember ever receiving an electronic-mail message about this subject via my Croatian service provider. The pushers of penis enlargement may well have a point. MIT is the right address for their wares.