Penis size is in the news. An international study of some fifteen-thousand men has determined that the average is thirteen centimeters and twelve millimeters when erect and nine centimeters and sixteen millimeters when flaccid. This is billed as a scientific answer, no less. According to the chart that can be found on the World Wide Web, I am in the upper five percent of the distribution. Which goes a long way to explain why I have never suffered from insecurity about penis size. But enough boasting. The subject is closed once and for all.