ENTERTAINMENT OUT OF NOWHERE (December 14, 2015)
My sinuses are becoming a real bore once again. The lousier the weather, the more stuffed they get. Whenever they get stuffed, and this happens several times each and every day, I rinse my nose with rhino horn in my bathroom. As I was doing it a moment ago, I was surprised by a loud burp. My mouth wide open to let the water flow through the sinuses, I could not stop it. After the second burp, I was surprised by a loud guffaw. While I was rinsing my nose, I was also burping and laughing. In my merriment, I made both burps and laughs ever louder. By the time I was finished with rinsing, I could not believe my good fortune, and I gave myself a good look in the bathroom mirror. My eyes were sparkling. Entertainment out of nowhere, as well as in unadulterated solitude. The bliss.