A STREETCAR STORY (December 23, 1986)

A man enters a crowded Belgrade streetcar. The passengers notice that his right arm is shaped as though he is carrying something. There is nothing there, however. One of the passengers leans over and whispers into his ear: “Hey, why are you holding your arm like that?” The man looks under his arm in dismay, and says: “Shit, someone has stolen my watermelon!”