This morning I saw at the hotel terrace a beautiful woman in her mid-twenties with unshaven legs and armpits. And there was body hair galore in plain view. She sat at a neighboring table together with her boyfriend roughly the same age, and they spoke German. I could not believe my eyes. Delighted, I wished to congratulate her for her pluck, but I could not gather the courage no matter how hard I tried. The couple would most likely be annoyed by the intrusion of an old fool with unusually thick gray eyebrows regardless of his heartfelt accolades. Anyway, it was a real joy to see a woman minus the bullshit of this perverted civilization. That is, plus the natural body hair. I could well imagine the lush forest under her navel…